Hi. I work for Tumblr. I live in Manhattan. Dinosaurs are awesome.Tumblr (3.0; @topherchris)http://topherchris.com/http://topherchris.com/http://topherchris.com/img/feedimage.gif<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxk2tayRZe1qz4u07o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>The Bonnie Situation</p>http://topherchris.com/post/379280575http://topherchris.com/post/379280575Mon, 08 Feb 2010 22:53:34 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxj9x4WzuB1qb2ud0o1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://hellaposer.com/post/378477408/funwithpngs-fun-with-transparent-pngs" class="tumblr_blog">hellaposer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://funwithpngs.tumblr.com/post/378343488/fun-with-transparent-pngs-superbowl-installment">funwithpngs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Fun with transparent pngs!</b></p> <p>Superbowl installment! Get busy.</p> <p><b><a href="http://dl.dropbox.com/u/32096/saintjesus.png">Download the transparent png here</a></b></p> <p>Tag with #bowlshop. (<a href="http://sportspage.tumblr.com/post/378122085/in-celebration-after-winning-the-super-bowl">via</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>Get it on, people.</p> </blockquote>http://topherchris.com/post/378484744http://topherchris.com/post/378484744Mon, 08 Feb 2010 14:27:52 -0500bowlshop<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxi8fbIKu31qz4u07o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><em>Sad Peyton Manning and Doritos</em></p>http://topherchris.com/post/377387552http://topherchris.com/post/377387552Sun, 07 Feb 2010 22:59:35 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxfsiesfVP1qz4u07o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Come on iTunes. I did the hard part. Work now.</p>http://topherchris.com/post/374629234http://topherchris.com/post/374629234Sat, 06 Feb 2010 15:20:38 -0500<p>I forgot to post this last weekend:</p> <blockquote> <p>Surrounded by tons of famous people, I’m the only one here who I’ve never heard of.</p> </blockquote>http://topherchris.com/post/374592754http://topherchris.com/post/374592754Sat, 06 Feb 2010 14:55:37 -0500<p>I have a mouse. He came out to look for some food just now, clumsily alerting me to his presence. I rose to confront him, which he seemed to expect. There we stood, in my kitchen, in a Mexican standoff. I looked right into his eyes, he into mine.</p> <p>Time was frozen. I was holding my breath without knowing.</p> <p>He ran.</p> <p>I had barely noticed the small crack in the wall, so I didn’t anticipate the move he took. By the time it had even registered, he was gone. Since then, I’ve been unable to take my eyes from the little crack. It feels much larger now, a vessel to another world filled with the strange and unwelcome, all potential visitors.</p> <p>TL;DR: I’m buying some quick-setting cement and some fucking mousetraps tomorrow morning, goddamn it.</p>http://topherchris.com/post/373554979http://topherchris.com/post/373554979Sat, 06 Feb 2010 00:02:23 -0500<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Who_Dat">Wikipedia: Who Dat?</a>: <blockquote> <p>Who dat? is a chant of team support by sports fans, used especially by fans of the New Orleans Saints, an American football team. The entire chant is: “Who dat? Who dat? Who dat say dey gonna beat dem Saints? Who dat? Who dat?”</p> </blockquote> <p>Who dat say who dat say who dat?</p>http://topherchris.com/post/373304655http://topherchris.com/post/373304655Fri, 05 Feb 2010 21:31:09 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxe2hoIyjD1qz4u07o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://topherchris.com/post/372903783http://topherchris.com/post/372903783Fri, 05 Feb 2010 17:01:00 -0500<ul> <li><p>I had an awesome dream early this morning in which David Letterman and I were close friends. We were cracking each other up in the back of a limo when my alarm went off. Happiest fake moment ever.</p></li> <li><p>Don’t argue with me about Flash support on the iPad, because I will use my rampant fanboyism to stonewall any of your attempts at logic and reason. (Read: You are wrong and also you suck.)</p></li> <li><p>I’ve seen a lot of penises on Tumblr today.</p></li> </ul>http://topherchris.com/post/372745015http://topherchris.com/post/372745015Fri, 05 Feb 2010 14:56:28 -0500<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Cloverdale-Fresh-Whole-Rabbit/dp/B00012182G/ref=cm_cr_pr_pb_i?tag=dealswoot-20">Amazon.com: Fresh Whole Rabbit</a>: <p>The reviews on this item are kinda the best thing of the day.</p>http://topherchris.com/post/371747941http://topherchris.com/post/371747941Thu, 04 Feb 2010 23:29:17 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://topherchris.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/371523703/tumblr_kxcjo4gQ3h1qz4u07&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Prince & The New Power Generation — Cream</p>http://topherchris.com/post/371523703http://topherchris.com/post/371523703Thu, 04 Feb 2010 21:16:52 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxc9v8n7bS1qz4u07o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://topherchris.com/post/371186290http://topherchris.com/post/371186290Thu, 04 Feb 2010 17:45:08 -0500Snookieshop<p>I just got Rickrolled. People are still doing that.</p> <p><em>Smashes with banhammer.</em></p>http://topherchris.com/post/371092014http://topherchris.com/post/371092014Thu, 04 Feb 2010 16:38:00 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxbqc762qG1qz4u07o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>A sign spoke to me, said I was in trouble.</em></p>http://topherchris.com/post/370687954http://topherchris.com/post/370687954Thu, 04 Feb 2010 10:43:19 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://topherchris.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/368240546/tumblr_kx92kirlHa1qz4u07&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Cibo Matto — Know Your Chicken</p>http://topherchris.com/post/368240546http://topherchris.com/post/368240546Wed, 03 Feb 2010 00:14:42 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx8omkmIMf1qz4u07o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>PS — I’m not really having a Super Bowl party.</p>http://topherchris.com/post/367718981http://topherchris.com/post/367718981Tue, 02 Feb 2010 19:13:32 -0500<p>Never watched LOST before. Can you sum up everything I need to know?</p>http://topherchris.com/post/367652207http://topherchris.com/post/367652207Tue, 02 Feb 2010 18:30:58 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx8l72UXOW1qz4u07o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>(image <a href="http://jeremyokai.tumblr.com/post/367506714/richard-colman">via</a>)</p>http://topherchris.com/post/367603970http://topherchris.com/post/367603970Tue, 02 Feb 2010 17:59:26 -0500<p>As the primary person responsible for picking which posts make the Radar (that thing in your sidebar), I see a handful of Tumblr posts each day.</p> <p>I’m just joshing; I see them <em>all</em>.</p> <p>And because this little back-end system I have looks exactly like my regular dashboard, it’s easy to get confused once you’ve looked at it long enough. As in: “When did I start following all this tentacle porn?”</p> <p>I ask myself that question on a daily basis.</p> <p>Oddly, I’ve been asking it since before Tumblr was even invented.</p>http://topherchris.com/post/367427201http://topherchris.com/post/367427201Tue, 02 Feb 2010 15:59:06 -0500<p>Where are all the palm trees?</p>http://topherchris.com/post/366097906http://topherchris.com/post/366097906Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:12:35 -0500