topherchris

There was some intense shouting outside at around 3 am this morning. It woke me up, and I...

Tue, 13 May 2008 19:53:14 -0400

There was some intense shouting outside at around 3 am this morning. It woke me up, and I can’t be totally sure of this, but it sounded like one person was berating another for posting something they saw someplace without reblogging it with the proper “via” credit.

The bad news: My water is shut off for reasons I don’t understand. (The bills have been...

Tue, 13 May 2008 19:06:23 -0400

The bad news: My water is shut off for reasons I don’t understand. (The bills have been paid.)

The good news: I have three toilets.

Photo

Tue, 13 May 2008 16:54:08 -0400

Yup, that’s a lady driving around sideways on a wall of...

Tue, 13 May 2008 16:19:45 -0400

Yup, that’s a lady driving around sideways on a wall of death with a lion. (via)

"I prefered thinking you had a cool name like topher (toe-fer) than realising it was “top..."

Tue, 13 May 2008 11:45:37 -0400

“I prefered thinking you had a cool name like topher (toe-fer) than realising it was “top her”.”

- Rejected confessionizer submission. Nothing personal. BTW, my name is actually Topher Slartibartfast.

A moustache for animals

Tue, 13 May 2008 10:30:00 -0400

A member of the think tank to which I belong is raising money for our local Humane Society shelter in honor of Moustache May. As a special bonus:

Donations of $20 or more get a you-call-it photo e-mailed directly to your internet. You name it, I’ll take it.

Learn more and make a donation. You really don’t want to miss this thing — it makes all the ladies and boys swoon.

If you’re into this but are a cheap bastard, then at least give me some suggestions for the setup/location/pose of the official Tumblr-commissioned shot. (My best idea so far is to have him recreate this scene.)

I thought a Flickr Pro account would automatically fill my stream with lots of photos of me having...

Tue, 13 May 2008 06:48:00 -0400

I thought a Flickr Pro account would automatically fill my stream with lots of photos of me having fun with sexy women I don’t know and attractive friends I don’t have in exotic places I don’t go. I get it, Flickr. I have to get Pro LOSER PRO for that. Fine, you win.

Photo

Mon, 12 May 2008 19:38:50 -0400

Photo

Mon, 12 May 2008 16:48:05 -0400

Tumblr Radar IMG TiltViewer It: - Uses Airtight...

Mon, 12 May 2008 12:17:35 -0400

Tumblr Radar IMG TiltViewer

It:
- Uses Airtight Interactive’s cool TiltViewer swf.
- Scrapes the Tumblr Radar for the popular images.
- Caches the results of this scrape for at least 15 minutes.
- Displays the Tumblelog title and a link to the post when you flip over an image.

I just cancelled my VOX account for good. It was a tough decision. Oh God, I hope I didn’t...

Mon, 12 May 2008 09:17:58 -0400

I just cancelled my VOX account for good. It was a tough decision. Oh God, I hope I didn’t make a mistake. Arrrgh. Those three posts I made are lost forever! Shit! Undo!

The greatest thing about Tumblr is that it gives real possibilities to all the domains I've purchased whilst in a drunken haze.

Sun, 11 May 2008 16:52:00 -0400

Koyaanisqatsi is on Google Video

Sun, 11 May 2008 16:45:37 -0400

Koyaanisqatsi is on Google Video: Which is pretty cool, although I’m probably making life more out of balance by watching this illegally.

N.E.R.D. — Spazz

Sun, 11 May 2008 09:58:00 -0400

N.E.R.D. — Spazz

"Your mom (various birth dates) is the woman who gave birth to you; the person who nurtured you,..."

Sun, 11 May 2008 09:39:21 -0400

“

Your mom (various birth dates) is the woman who gave birth to you; the person who nurtured you, changed your diapers, raised you, supported you, instilled in you a moral and ethical center; is the proud, beaming parent who loves you more than life itself; and a dick.

She would be very disappointed if she knew you were reading this.

”

- via Your mom - Dickipedia - A Wiki of Dicks

(via)

Sun, 11 May 2008 06:08:53 -0400

(via)

You guys like my new layout? Photoshop has its place and all,...

Sat, 10 May 2008 21:39:26 -0400

You guys like my new layout? Photoshop has its place and all, but Paint That Shit Gold is what really brought it all home.

Note about that picture I took down

Sat, 10 May 2008 21:07:00 -0400

ben:

THAT WAS NOT ME, that was TOPHERCHRIS.

He’s not lying. It’s true. I’m actually bengold.

You people are so fucking vain

Sat, 10 May 2008 21:05:44 -0400

Haha, I’m kidding. Thanks for answering my dare, and giving me back some faith in the universe and the meaning of life, or something.

In addition to the two I posted…

saramcpherson would so do herself.
sayrah would so do herself.
onemoretimewithfeeling would so do herself.
everythingontheinternetistrue would so do himself.
thewordunheard would so do herself.
boringloser would so do himself.

I miss anybody?

jessicagoldharalson: I’d so do me.

Sat, 10 May 2008 18:09:06 -0400

jessicagoldharalson:

I’d so do me.