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Urban Dictionary selling mugs is a great idea. (Click here to...

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 17:06:03 -0400

Urban Dictionary selling mugs is a great idea.

(Click here to get this post on a mug.)

How To Treat A Woman On A Date: The Even More Basics

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 16:54:21 -0400

Know exactly, in detail, how she’d like to be treated. Stalking can assist with this.
Treat her like that.

"Correct me if I’m wrong — and I’m sure you fucking freetards will find something..."

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 12:45:52 -0400

“Correct me if I’m wrong — and I’m sure you fucking freetards will find something to correct — but I think Linus Tordalv started working on Linux back in 1991 when he was a high school student in his native Denmark. That’s nearly twenty years ago, and the shit still doesn’t run right.”

- Fake Steve Jobs

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Thu, 09 Jul 2009 12:08:40 -0400

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Wed, 08 Jul 2009 18:35:39 -0400

fuckyeahchristopherprice: I just realized that not many people follow us (which is a crying shame...

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 18:21:56 -0400

fuckyeahchristopherprice:

I just realized that not many people follow us (which is a crying shame in my eyes. I mean, this is a Tumblr dedicated to the most awesomest and dreamiest person ever made), so there wont be that many suggestions.

Could one of you more popular people please reblog that last post?

Maybe you Chris? (One can only dream)

2012: It’s a Disaster!!! This is the most brilliant thing...

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 09:24:13 -0400

2012: It’s a Disaster!!!

This is the most brilliant thing I’ve seen in the last five minutes.

(via hellaposer)

This is a real Looney Tunes cartoon from 1950, but what...

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 06:15:47 -0400

This is a real Looney Tunes cartoon from 1950, but what I’d really like to see are some photoshopped title cards that are truly offensive.

We’ve got the memorial on a projection screen.

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 13:05:59 -0400

We’ve got the memorial on a projection screen.

Who are we? What makes us who we are? This original work...

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 09:12:32 -0400

Who are we? What makes us who we are? This original work examines these questions.
Also, free PowerBook G4 to whoever wants it.

The Michael Jackson Memorial is pretty boring so far.

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 08:52:23 -0400

The Michael Jackson Memorial is pretty boring so far.

Hot.

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 10:05:54 -0400

Hot.

Robert McNamara died.

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 09:38:36 -0400

pantspantsrevolution:

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I’m going to have to have an honorary viewing of The Fog of War. If you haven’t seen it you are truly missing out, one of the finer documentaries ever and an amazing confession of a man truly regretful for the pain he caused.

Seconded. The Fog of War is one of my favorite films, regardless of genre.

Saturday Night Live. May 8, 1993: The first ever Matt Foley,...

Sun, 05 Jul 2009 22:32:09 -0400

Saturday Night Live. May 8, 1993: The first ever Matt Foley, Motivational Speaker sketch.

airport: topherchris: Team America: World Police _ America,...

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 21:48:50 -0400

airport:

topherchris:

Team America: World Police _ America, Fuck Yeah

I look forward to July 4th every year just so I can post this.

Reblogging myself from a year ago for infinite Tumblarity loop.

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Sat, 04 Jul 2009 21:20:54 -0400

My dearest Abigail, How’s it going, sweetness? So, the boys and I have been acting as party...

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 18:22:16 -0400

My dearest Abigail,

How’s it going, sweetness? So, the boys and I have been acting as party planners to figure out exactly how we should be celebrating our newly found independence. It’s not going well. You know how it is with committees… we can’t agree to anything.

Ugh, we can’t even agree on the name on this damn thing. Half of us want this meaningful anniversary to be called “Independence Day” and the other half are fighting for “The Forth of July.” I can see both sides. I mean, the bottom line is about our independence. On the other hand, if we don’t tie it to a specific date then we’ll have a floating holiday where people only celebrate it on a Friday or Monday for a long weekend. Crazy talk, I know, but you can’t be too careful.

As for how this anniversary should be properly commemorated, we’re not doing so hot. So far we have “horseshoe throwing,” “cooking cow flesh on open fires,” and “setting fire to metal rods so they look all sparkly” firmly on the list. We’re also looking at “taking the family to the park for the first time all year,” “forcing car dealerships to offer excellent deals,” and “watching the Boston Pops on PBS for an agonizingly long time just so you don’t miss the cool part at the end where they fire off real cannons.”

Kill me now.

We just want this holiday to be different, you know? Do you think it’s okay if we make it all about getting totally shitfaced? That’s my own personal idea, but I’m afraid to bring it up with the other guys. Tell me what you think.

Love you long time,
John Adams

The Evolution Control Committee — Star Spangled Bologna

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 18:01:22 -0400

The Evolution Control Committee — Star Spangled Bologna

It’s Disaster Eagle! Don’t make him cry!

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 12:17:04 -0400

It’s Disaster Eagle! Don’t make him cry!

With apologies to The Huffington Post, and everyone else.

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 11:00:17 -0400

With apologies to The Huffington Post, and everyone else.